英汉对照幽默精选

出版时间：2012-1  出版社：文汇出版社  作者：逸云 编  页数：270  

内容概要

　　《英汉对照幽默精选》主要内容包括：老师与学生；情侣夫妻；父母与孩子；童稚；服务员与顾客；老板与雇员等。

书籍目录

老师与学生
情侣夫妻
父母与孩子
童稚
服务员与顾客
老板与雇员
医生与病人
警察
军人
名人
其他

章节摘录

版权页：   插图：   妈妈肚子里的小宝宝 一连好几周，一个六岁的小男孩一直对他的老师说自己家里要多出一个小弟弟或小妹妹了。一天，这个小男孩得到妈妈允许后摸了摸妈妈怀孕的肚子，感受到了妈妈肚中胎儿的活动。很显然，这个六岁的小男孩吃了一惊，但什么话也没说出口。更奇怪的是，对于家里这件马上要发生的大事，他再也不对老师提及了。 最后，老师把这个小男孩抱过来坐在自己腿上，问道：“汤米，你一直盼望的小弟弟或小妹妹现在怎么样了？” 汤米突然大哭起来，坦白道：“妈妈把他／她吃了！” Thinking Back We were gathered together, all ten of us,for our widowed mother's 80th birthday. conversation was of early struggles, walkingi work and saving up in clothing clubs, when elder sister said, "Of course, we were bound to be poor because we were such a big family. Mom, why did you have so many children?" Mother looked around at us all and said,"Well where did you want me to stop?" 回忆 我们总共十个人，聚在一起祝贺已成为寡妇的妈妈的八十岁生日。谈的话题是我们家早年的挣扎，走着去上班，在“新衣会”里存钱准备买衣裳。这时我姐姐说：“当然，我们的生活没有法子不艰难，因为我们家孩子太多了。妈妈，您为什么要生这么多的孩子？” 妈妈看了我们一圈说：“那么，你想让我在哪儿停住呢？” What'll I Do? A friend was trying to encourage his elderly mother to enjoy the money she had accumulated through frugal living. "Mother," he said, "you have enough money to last you until you're a hundred." "And then what'll I do?" she replied. 我以后怎么办？ 我一位朋友试图说服他年老的妈妈，用她一辈子过俭朴生活储存下来的钱享受一下。“妈妈，”他说，“您那些钱足够您享用到一百岁了。” “那么以后我该怎么办呢？”她问道。 You Will Save Much More "You will be pleased with me today,mother," said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. "I saved on fares. [ didn't go to school by bus, I ran all the way after it." "Well," said his mother laughing, "Next time you should run after a taxi, you will save much more."

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《英汉对照幽默精选》中一位地理老师告诉他的学生：“月亮非常大，可以容纳几百万人在上面居住。”有个男孩笑了，“当月亮由满月变成月牙时，住在上面的人一定很拥挤。”

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